garfieldill post a hot take for every boost this toot gets
game of thrones was always bad
PIV sex is actually awful
musicals are for rich white people, saying you like them is telling on yourself
christopher nolan sucks. but jonathan is a genius
they should make it illegal to speak english
it would actually be good for ebooks to destroy the book industry because people who read deserve to get a headache for it
sucker punch is the best zack snyder movie
people dunk on bill clinton because they're haters and jealous
every youtuber is racist
friendships on the internet are actually MORE fake and parasocial AFTER you meet the people in person and become friends who hang out irl
people who boosted the post that started this thread are partaking in schadenfreude by wanting to see me get canceled, which is cringe culture, and therefore fascist (this counts as a hot take)
music: trash. who needs it
hippopotamuses are the capitalists of the animal kingdom
boris johnson is actually doing a postmodernism, which is subversive and leftist
young people like electronic music because they're afraid of skills
the antifa leadership is actually super problematic so lets just say if i see that your associated with them i am giving you the BIGGEST side-eye
having a big dick actually really sucks. nobody should do it
it is morally evil to do well at school
guitar is a good and positive instrument. piano? deeply malevolent
foreplay is actually kinda oppressive
the pope: secretly an ally. the pope is working on a secret plan to dismantle the deep state of the vatican (the deep vat)
mariachi band music is better than hip hop
people need to stop making "mastodon is crumbling" jokes because they make me hungry for crumble
snails are good
offal tastes good
that maggot cheese looks delicious, id eat it
avril lavigne is better than ariana grande
mastodon is friendster for zoomers
they should bring back google +
they should make it impossible to mute me
screenshot dunking and quote tweeting is actually good. people are opposed to it because their actually afraid of revolutionary violence
VR is the future of gaming
all teachers are cops. wait somebody already did this one
e girls are cops and reply guys are antifa
call me by your name is a trash movie because the title is too confusing
people who have opinions about tool are nerds who should be oppressed
super mario is anime
if you know any fediverse people irl your oppressing the rest of us who dont have friends
tuba is just a better synth
Alayna Desirae@garfiald ive met like 8 fedi people and live with 2 of them and this post makes me feel oppressed
"The Cool S"@garfiald finally some good fucking takes
⚪ Psy Chuan@garfiald being a reply guy is praxis
a box on radical.town@garfiald grades are a commodity, and inherently fascist
Genocide denialism is racism
TEETHTEETHTEETH@garfiald objectively correct
AlonealastalovedalongtheThe effect of these littered in my timeline among other more natural and harmonious toots is of getting hit in the face with a slimy fish out of the blue.
You are a good for nothing tootmonger
@Alonealastalovedalongthe glad you like my post, always happy to hear from my fans
I hope one day you get stuck in a freak storm that rains fish and you look down and realize this is what you have been doing to the rest of us for all this time
@garfiald heat wave toot
mostly elsewhere@garfiald guitar is for boomers
confused anime guy@garfiald There’s a reason no one ever made a movie about “The Guitar Teacher”