Only you can go fuck yourself

@GusHobbleton
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i tooted about horse cock once and that got me more interaction than every other toot combined so that probably tells you a lot
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ill post a hot take for every boost this toot gets
i smash open the gender reveal pinata, and i heard one of the four living creatures saying with a voice like thunder, "Come and see," and I looked, and behold, a white horse. He who sat on it had a bow, and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering, and to conquer.
@Gargron help i clicked on the simple mode button and i dont like it but i cant find the button again to switch back where is it please help im dying
ACAB assigned chad at birth
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Move over Jordan Peterson this veterinary handbook contains the real rules for life
THAC0 Bell
as a Canadian being constantly inundated with news, politics and media from the United States I have no recourse but to try to piss off Americans online. 
today in poetry of reality is the reminder that in animal reproduction the first thing that forms is the digestive tract which takes the form of a hollow tube and animals can be divided into two groups: the protostomes where the mouth forms first, and deuterostomes where the mouth forms second, and humans fall into the second of those, which means the literal first part of a human baby to form is the asshole
@pisscotheque @pig midway through the service I slide a whole pizza into the casket, “in accordance with the wishes of the deceased”