garfieldSep 1, 2019
ill post a hot take for every boost this toot gets
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game of thrones was always bad
Sep 1, 2019 at 6:11pmWeb
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
PIV sex is actually awful
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
musicals are for rich white people, saying you like them is telling on yourself
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
christopher nolan sucks. but jonathan is a genius
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
sel overrated
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
whoever was the sixth person to boost the post is responsible for this
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
ok i might have gone too far with that one, i take it back
Show threadSkip Intro, KRUB News at 9Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald WHOA what the FUCK garf
Show threadwho is morganSep 1, 2019
@garfiald too far garfield
Show threadJacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald >:c
Show threadjennie πŸ‘» wifeSep 1, 2019
@garfiald trash. awful. garf. rethink this.
Show thread"The Cool S"Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald hey cmon i just got here
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
@selontheweb im sorry sel i took it back
Show thread"The Cool S"Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald all is forgiven you lil stripy varmint
Show threadluteSep 1, 2019
@garfiald cancel of the year
Show threadmrs paninaSep 1, 2019
@garfiald I LOVE that in a (currently) 40+ stream of posts this one gets attention like it has had any amount of thought put into it
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
they should make it illegal to speak english
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
it would actually be good for ebooks to destroy the book industry because people who read deserve to get a headache for it
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
sucker punch is the best zack snyder movie
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
people dunk on bill clinton because they're haters and jealous
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
every youtuber is racist
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
friendships on the internet are actually MORE fake and parasocial AFTER you meet the people in person and become friends who hang out irl
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
people who boosted the post that started this thread are partaking in schadenfreude by wanting to see me get canceled, which is cringe culture, and therefore fascist (this counts as a hot take)
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
music: trash. who needs it
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
hippopotamuses are the capitalists of the animal kingdom
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
boris johnson is actually doing a postmodernism, which is subversive and leftist
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
young people like electronic music because they're afraid of skills
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
the antifa leadership is actually super problematic so lets just say if i see that your associated with them i am giving you the BIGGEST side-eye
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
having a big dick actually really sucks. nobody should do it
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
it is morally evil to do well at school
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
guitar is a good and positive instrument. piano? deeply malevolent
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
foreplay is actually kinda oppressive
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
the pope: secretly an ally. the pope is working on a secret plan to dismantle the deep state of the vatican (the deep vat)
Show threadmostly elsewhereSep 1, 2019
@garfiald guitar is for boomers
Show threadconfused anime guySep 26, 2020
@garfiald There’s a reason no one ever made a movie about β€œThe Guitar Teacher”
Show threadTEETHTEETHTEETHSep 1, 2019
@garfiald only filthy reformists do well in school
Show threadwho is morganSep 1, 2019
@garfiald its so hard, having a cartoonishly enormous hog is an ever present struggle πŸ˜”
Show threadCuttlefish πŸ„β€β™€οΈSep 7, 2019
@ItsMorgan @garfiald try having 30-50 of them!
Show threadDemon-King of AssmodiaSep 1, 2019
@garfiald lol good one garf
Show threadΧίμαιρα  corvidsSep 1, 2019
@garfiald i can't believe you know the ceo of antifa
Show threadAuthor Andrew Massie 🏴Sep 3, 2019
@garfiald I know this is a shitpost, but I have actually met these people irl.
Show threadEmSep 1, 2019
@garfiald uhh yeah actually having skills is bougie
Show threadπŸ¦‡AnthraπŸ¦‡Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald young people like me
Show threadparamilitary organizerSep 1, 2019
@garfiald what the fuck
Show threadgarfieldSep 1, 2019
@t54r4n1 think about it
Show threada box on radical.townSep 1, 2019
@garfiald to destroy the empire, we must destroy England
Show threadshoot down the penguin 🏴🚩Sep 5, 2019
@garfiald BTW i can imagine Zizek spewing something along this lines unironically. I just realised.
Show threadgarfieldSep 5, 2019
@policeinchains lmao that would definitely not be surprising
Show threadtroy, the animal boyMay 28, 2021
@garfiald this one legit became dogma for a bunch of cryptofascists (but for trump and republicans) lmao
Show thread<eleanor>Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald ive been saying this for years and always got laughed at. that song also slaps so hard.
Show threadMilly: CursedMay 14, 2020
@garfiald I liked that movie
Show threadconfused anime guySep 26, 2020
@garfiald That’s right. we’ll see if he can top it with the snyder cut...
Show threada lizardSep 26, 2020
@evan @garfiald we don't rly enjoy cut tops in europe
Show threadavocado goblinSep 1, 2019
@garfiald lmao
Show threadeidolonSep 1, 2019
@garfiald quiet, if the kids hear you say that they'll turn into gamers
Show threadEthan πŸŒ’Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald would give me an excuse to keep learning welsh, Gaelic, and eventually Angle
Show threadStella ObscuraSep 2, 2019
@garfiald -Skull Face (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain)
Show threadshoot down the penguin 🏴🚩Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald dat's the gospel.
Show threadSoup-Like Gender Homogenate βœ…May 14, 2020
@garfiald how do you feel about opera?
Show threadBen Lubar (any pronouns)Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald VIP sex