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garfield
ill post a hot take for every boost this toot gets
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
game of thrones was always bad
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
PIV sex is actually awful
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
musicals are for rich white people, saying you like them is telling on yourself
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
christopher nolan sucks. but jonathan is a genius
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
sel overrated
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
whoever was the sixth person to boost the post is responsible for this
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
ok i might have gone too far with that one, i take it back
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Skip Intro, KRUB News at 9
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WHOA what the FUCK garf
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who is morgan
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too far garfield
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Jacie? π¦π¦π¦π¦
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>:c
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jennie π» wife
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trash. awful. garf. rethink this.
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"The Cool S"
Sep 1, 2019
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hey cmon i just got here
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
@selontheweb
im sorry sel i took it back
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"The Cool S"
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
all is forgiven you lil stripy varmint
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lute
Sep 1, 2019
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cancel of the year
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mrs panina
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
I LOVE that in a (currently) 40+ stream of posts this one gets attention like it has had any amount of thought put into it
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
they should make it illegal to speak english
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
it would actually be good for ebooks to destroy the book industry because people who read deserve to get a headache for it
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
sucker punch is the best zack snyder movie
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
people dunk on bill clinton because they're haters and jealous
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
every youtuber is racist
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
friendships on the internet are actually MORE fake and parasocial AFTER you meet the people in person and become friends who hang out irl
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
people who boosted the post that started this thread are partaking in schadenfreude by wanting to see me get canceled, which is cringe culture, and therefore fascist (this counts as a hot take)
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
music: trash. who needs it
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
hippopotamuses are the capitalists of the animal kingdom
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
boris johnson is actually doing a postmodernism, which is subversive and leftist
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
young people like electronic music because they're afraid of skills
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
the antifa leadership is actually super problematic so lets just say if i see that your associated with them i am giving you the BIGGEST side-eye
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
having a big dick actually really sucks. nobody should do it
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
it is morally evil to do well at school
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
guitar is a good and positive instrument. piano? deeply malevolent
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
foreplay is actually kinda oppressive
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mostly elsewhere
Sep 1, 2019
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guitar is for boomers
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confused anime guy
Sep 26, 2020
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Thereβs a reason no one ever made a movie about βThe Guitar Teacherβ
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TEETHTEETHTEETH
Sep 1, 2019
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only filthy reformists do well in school
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who is morgan
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
its so hard, having a cartoonishly enormous hog is an ever present struggle π
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Cuttlefish πββοΈ
Sep 7, 2019
@ItsMorgan
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try having 30-50 of them!
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Demon-King of Assmodia
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
lol good one garf
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Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
i can't believe you know the ceo of antifa
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Author Andrew Massie π΄
Sep 3, 2019
@garfiald
I know this is a shitpost, but I have actually met these people irl.
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Em
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
uhh yeah actually having skills is bougie
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young people like me
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paramilitary organizer
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
what the fuck
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garfield
Sep 1, 2019
@t54r4n1
think about it
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a box on radical.town
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
to destroy the empire, we must destroy England
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shoot down the penguin π΄π©
Sep 5, 2019
@garfiald
BTW i can imagine Zizek spewing something along this lines unironically. I just realised.
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garfield
Sep 5, 2019
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lmao that would definitely not be surprising
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troy, the animal boy
May 28, 2021
@garfiald
this one legit became dogma for a bunch of cryptofascists (but for trump and republicans) lmao
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<eleanor>
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
ive been saying this for years and always got laughed at. that song also slaps so hard.
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Milly: Cursed
May 14, 2020
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I liked that movie
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confused anime guy
Sep 26, 2020
@garfiald
Thatβs right. weβll see if he can top it with the snyder cut...
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a lizard
Sep 26, 2020
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we don't rly enjoy cut tops in europe
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avocado goblin
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
lmao
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eidolon
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
quiet, if the kids hear you say that they'll turn into gamers
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Ethan π
Sep 1, 2019
@garfiald
would give me an excuse to keep learning welsh, Gaelic, and eventually Angle
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Stella Obscura
Sep 2, 2019
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-Skull Face (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain)
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shoot down the penguin π΄π©
Sep 1, 2019
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dat's the gospel.
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Soup-Like Gender Homogenate β
May 14, 2020
@garfiald
how do you feel about opera?
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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)
Sep 1, 2019
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VIP sex
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