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@breakfastgolem
142 Followers
333 Following
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Many people are saying big things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

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see you nutmeats in hell

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Posting StyleBig Sizzler
Debating migrating to jorts.
Good morning. It’s a beautiful day here. I will send out another toot later.
Peaked in to a Discord I joined and a few people were discussing joining Mastodon. One guy said "Mastodon isn't going to work, it's too tough to make it like Twitter" and I wanted to yell at him to just fucking stay on Twitter.
piss
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.social out here being behind by one hour yet again
some of us are keeping it real on dot social
Making another cup of coffee, any one want one
I'm a problem solver. I solve problems.

i follow @garfiald because they're very smart and funny. but for any new people on this site, i should point out a couple red flags:

A) very much into French philosopher freaks
B) not the real Garfield