Sir PloopsAug 19, 2018
jackdaw_ruiz 

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

Aug 19, 2018 at 8:27pmWeb
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 14, 2019

i just boosted this onto the TL to make a point that last August we would absolutely lose our minds for anything involving the word "toot," but we've since grown more sophisticated and refined in the past year.

and now you cackling jackals have boosted it like another 25 times in just the past few minutes, before i could even write that post. 😤

#jacklooksback

#stillaterriblehashtag

Show thread🐚 Undo Influence 🐚Aug 14, 2019

@jackdaw_ruiz

"Sophisticated and refined"?!?!

No one calls me that and lives!!

Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 14, 2019

@xenophora

lol i've been getting that in the past few minutes:

Show threaderin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡Aug 14, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz do you still have any stickers?
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 15, 2019

@er1n

erin. c'mon now with this question.

. . .

. . .

of course they sold out! now excuse me as i come by on this heavy as shit, clunky, solid gold hoverboard!

Show threaderin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡Aug 15, 2019

@jackdaw_ruiz okay but like

how do i get one of them

Show threadRicardusAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz Did you really order stickers? I know other people who have them for their instances.
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 19, 2018

@Ricardus

did i actually order 80,000 of these stickers? yes.  

but in a perhaps more "true" and "accurate" answer to your question, no i absolutely did not do that.  

Show threadRicardusAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz Well I wish you would at least order 1000 or something, because I want one, and know others who would buy them.
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 19, 2018

@Ricardus

we just gon' have to all make our own like it's 1992 and we rockin' a "this is not a Fugazi t-shirt."

Show threadRicardusAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz /me trying to remember what T Shirts I wore in 1992.... in general I'm more of a polo guy, and not T Shirts... so.... I probably had some shirts I bought at concerts, but never wore...
Show threadKevinAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz I would have gone with “darn tootin’ “
Show threadI have moved to jorts.horseAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz I own the patent on t-shirts that say "I'm Tootin' This!"
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 19, 2018

@peptostate

ohh i want that! i want to monetize a commodity with that precise sequence of words!

[. . . and that's the story of how we went from online mufos to adverse litigants in federal court.]

Show threadDblaze09Aug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz Sure thing
😀
Show threadMrs Mouse at workAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz I.. kinda want one...
Show thread🍄Aug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz oh thank god, my inheritance has a stipulation i could only spend it on 78,000 bumper stickers and i thought i'd have to go with calvin peeing on the 'tread on me' snake
Show threadClaireAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz can I suggest “Ur Darn Tootin’” for your next 80,000 run?
Show threadKidjiujitsuAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz I sure hope it takes off for you.
Show threadFinger Painting World ChampAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz If these take off, we need a bunch of other stickers with toot-puns. #tootnscoot #tootsinboots #darntootin
Show threadLucas ThelenAug 19, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz Where can I get these?
Show threadဖြူAug 20, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz Well, good luck selling them! I want about two but I live across the globe so... 😕
Show threaddrakekoefoedAug 20, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz some of us in the last week came over from twitter, feeling like psychotic robocops were following us waiting to suspend us and break up follow links. I think you will do well. I don't have much of a clue how it works, though. I still have four columns of stuff jammed on the screen and am typing in a window like a smartphone, but I will learn, I hope
Show threadgirardeAug 20, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz OK, that's hilarious. I'm boosting.
Show threadTim WAug 21, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz do people still use bumper stickers?
Show threadBenjaminAug 21, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz Where can we get these?
Show threadElias MårtensonAug 21, 2018
@jackdaw_ruiz Can I buy one from you?
Show thread🐚 Undo Influence 🐚Aug 14, 2019

@jackdaw_ruiz

I was hoping for a tote bag or at least a sew-on patch since I don't drive. :/

Show threadS Eye WrenAug 14, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz i think you are going to die
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 14, 2019

@sirenhead

hi. your post is super fucking weird.

try not talking to people like this for better results in social interactions.

Show threadS Eye WrenAug 14, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz i.....kinda assumed like most people I've talked to on here itd be taken as a joke but looking back at that yeah. That wasnt a particularly clever or funny thing to say. Im sorry.
Show threadVegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻Aug 14, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz maybe we could sweeten the deal with some stanzo brand fedoras
Show threadJason ScheirerAug 14, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz KEEP HONKING I'M BOOSTING