folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

@jackdaw_ruiz some of us in the last week came over from twitter, feeling like psychotic robocops were following us waiting to suspend us and break up follow links. I think you will do well. I don't have much of a clue how it works, though. I still have four columns of stuff jammed on the screen and am typing in a window like a smartphone, but I will learn, I hope