jackdaw_ruiz Aug 19, 2018

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

Show threadS Eye Wren
@jackdaw_ruiz i think you are going to die
Aug 14, 2019 at 8:26pmWeb
Show threadjackdaw_ruiz Aug 14, 2019

@sirenhead

hi. your post is super fucking weird.

try not talking to people like this for better results in social interactions.

Show threadS Eye WrenAug 14, 2019
@jackdaw_ruiz i.....kinda assumed like most people I've talked to on here itd be taken as a joke but looking back at that yeah. That wasnt a particularly clever or funny thing to say. Im sorry.