I stare at my wife's butt literally ALL DAY LONG. It never ceases to amaze me. Sometimes I think I look at it to much. 🤤
@leonthotsky
Because that's not how it works.
You have to get a slutty profile picture and only talk about how sexy you are in order to be flooded by hungry men
How do you set up a Mastodon instance?
Sorry, let me rephrase: how do you set up a Mastodon instance if you're a total dummy?