jackdaw_ruiz 
jackdaw_ruiz 
@jackdaw_ruiz
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He/Him.
. . . as if the targeted advertisements on facebook couldn't get any creepier.
troy the animal boy 🇲🇽 🦍why is the left currently debating anthony bourdain for the 20th time like hes a canonical philosopher?
jdif you stare at this image, red dots appear visible between the black dots. brains are weird lol.
Renewable Guydraulic Menergymy uncle works at publishing and he shared proofs for the next TIME magazine cover in our family dm. super excited for this issue!
in The Stooges landmark 1973 song Search And Destroy, there is a lyric where Iggy Pop sings "look out honey, 'cause i'm using technology."
i consider this line to be a prophetic warning about social media, and think about it once a week.
❓ Quick question about childhood chores. When you were a kid did your parents make you attach the formal toilet seats & lids before company came over, or is that something they did themselves?
( boosts for sample size appreciated. )
My parents, taskmasters they were, made me do this
I was not asked (or not trusted) to do this
Poll ended at .
i rushed into the elevator this morning and ran into a woman who was hurrying out! we crashed into each other, and dropped all of our stuff on the floor! 💥 🚧
when picking up everything, we accidentally swapped some items before parting ways! 📂 📄
now i have a manilla envelope with her notes for a big sales account meeting today!! 📈 📊
and she has my manilla envelope with a single printed copy of the lyrics to Bitch I'm Lugubrious by Lil Ugly Mane!! 🎤 🗯️
oh no... OH NO!
Thomas 
The guy that invented godzilla just said that "godzilla" is pronounced "jodzilla"