folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

i just boosted this onto the TL to make a point that last August we would absolutely lose our minds for anything involving the word "toot," but we've since grown more sophisticated and refined in the past year.

and now you cackling jackals have boosted it like another 25 times in just the past few minutes, before i could even write that post. 😤

#jacklooksback

#stillaterriblehashtag

@jackdaw_ruiz

"Sophisticated and refined"?!?!

No one calls me that and lives!!

@xenophora

lol i've been getting that in the past few minutes:

@jackdaw_ruiz do you still have any stickers?

@er1n

erin. c'mon now with this question.

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of course they sold out! now excuse me as i come by on this heavy as shit, clunky, solid gold hoverboard!