I have moved to jorts.horse and you can find me here: @peptostate
I have moved to @peptostate
I have moved to jorts.horse
@peptostate
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The Disney character I identify with most is Donald Duck, because like him, I am also a duck who has grotesquely contorted the muscles of my wings, limbs, beak, and throat, so that I can unnaturally immitate human movement and speech
Wacky office quirks, ranked:
1) "meetings about meetings"
2) letting your surplus labor be stolen by an illegitimate corporate dictatorship that can only exist thanks to even worse expoitation of criminally abused workers in the global south.
3) the phrase "as per our discussion"
The most important tradition in straight marriage is "the wearing of the Crocs"
squirt bacharachWhen i was your age we called anime "cartoons", and we didn't have sandwiches yet, we had to eat the meat and bread and cheese separately, and also nobody had invented stairs so we used bedsheets tied together to go up and down floors, and also babies came out fully grown, right out of a giant egg, smoking a pipe and wearing a nice suit!
My sleep is like my toots: low quality but high quantity
Terminator 2 would have been a happy movie where everybody just chilled out if it wasn't for that fucking cop
nutsling: fellatious d@peptostate i just show up in an earnest discussion and demand to be untagged
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Love to interrupt conversations on here by posting JORTS in a reply thread and then blocking everybody I replied to