Vuln scan identified a Critical issue in a component deep in the guts of 3 products. For some reason it took more than a month for my suggestion to, ya know, ASK THE PRODUCT OWNER if their platform is actually vulnerable the CVE use cases.
And then another 2 weeks to get a reply that since we are busy replacing the platform and are on an unsupported version (urk!) that the PO is not interested in spending time opening a Support case.
And then 5 *minutes* for ME to open the Support ticket for them, 30 minutes to get an update indicating support is checking with engineering, and 14 more hours to get a PHONE call from Support walking me through what's vulnerable and what's not, and a well written follow-up email showing we are not at risk and can downgrade the severity and add this to the Risk Acceptance list.
And then I get people harping on me because "That's not your job to do!”
FUCK IT, I solved the mystery, didn't I? And got a broad-scope CRITICAL off the VM list.
AND the vendor acknowledged that not even their most recent release has the fixed component, and now they are working to fix that!
I know there are decent “rational” reasons for it but goodness gracious the quality of BigLaw contract drafting is just *so* awful.
Person at the beginning of a relationship: I'm so excited about you! I want to spend all my time with you!
Me: Whoa, now, I don't know you and I don't trust you. Let's slow down.
Three months later...
Me: Omg, I know you and trust you now! I'm so excited about you! I want to spend all my time with you!
Person: I'm bored with you now.
Why does this always happen to me and will I ever get to experience what it's like for me and a partner to simultaneously be excited about each other?
#Relationships #Venting #LoveHurts #LoveSucks #Love #Venting #VentingIntoTheVoid
For the sake of my sanity Microsoft, please I beg you, stop auto changing my document language to US english.
Word keeps changing the documents language settings to US english despite removing it as an option for the file. Just let me type utilisation or analyse or categorise, they're perfectly reasonable words.
Something that I never need nor want crashing into me are depression waves.
They just sneak up on you without rhyme, reason, or permission.
I've been having chest pains and trouble breathing since I got #LongCovid about 18 months ago. My granddad had 3 heart attacks, so I'm a bit worried/paranoid...
But I don't think I'll know that I'm having one unless it's a biggie 🫤🫠
The list of health problems from #LongCovid grows.
It's a fvcking nightmare.
Eat more than a couple bites of food, overheat/sweat excessively.
Try to stretch, dizziness and fatigue hit.
Take a shower, sweat excessively afterwards & fatigue for 1 to 2 days.
Random chest pain, shortness of breath, hearing problems, memory issues, UGH!
#NeedResearchAndTreatmentsForLongCovid
#LongCovidNightmare #VentingIntoTheVoid #BitchTootin #LongCovidDisability
I'm tired. ✌️👋🥱😴🛌☠️
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