War and Peas – Funny Comics – Funny WebcomicNov 2

Bloodline

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Queen of ChaosDec 5, 2024
Me: I’m tired.
Jasper: Did you pleasing me make you tired, love?
Me: Well, yeah. I’ve never sucked on a marble popsicle until it… uh, breaks. (And by “breaks”, I mean, “the venom based fluid comes out.”) 😅😅😅😂😂😂 Even in my sleepy state, I have wit, and I mean, I’m not wrong and it’s funny as hell.
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AnneTheWriterAug 23, 2023

Bonus #Joke:
You can't run through a campground. You can only ran… because it's past tense.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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GayDeceiverNov 21, 2022

Life is short.

Then you die under suspicious circumstances.

You come back as a nighttime alpha predator with a predilection for blood.

You try to adapt and live your best unlife.

Then, a cheerleader kills you again.

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