Now there's an idea for a book.

#funny #terriblejoke #dadjoke

Watson and Holmes are walking across a cow pasture when Watson falls over. When he gets up again Holmes says, “Aha! You have brown matter upon you. It is brown and moist. With my finely honed power of deduction I have concluded you are covered in mud.”
Watson says “no, shit Sherlock.”

#TerribleJoke

@TheBreadmonkey I can only offer you a terrible joke that came to me as I dozed this morning.

We have a family tradition for the end of March where we pour a couple of glasses of dark German beer in tin steins, and toast the spring.

Yes, this weekend the bocks go clack.

#terribleJoke

When you skip working on multiscale and just go to the highest resolution in your zarr, then take off your mask to reveal that you are Don Diego de la Vega...

#bioimaging #terriblejoke #zarr

I'm seeing people on here talking about blocking Threads, but as a software engineer I've made a career out of threading blocks.

#TerribleJoke #TechJoke #softwaredev

I just had a thought. If the fork ends up overtaking #Terraform's market share, does that make it Killer Tofu? https://doug.fandom.com/wiki/Killer_Tofu
#OpenTofu #TerribleJoke #90sTVReferencesFTW
Killer Tofu

Doug Wiki

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed veggie.

#Carrot #TerribleJoke

any chance of a cookie I can approve that remembers my preference for cookies? :)

#web #humour #TerribleJoke #Cookies #DontFollowMeFollowOneOfMyYouTubeChannels