New, from the makers of the Twin Prime Conjecture: it's the Twin Funny Number Conjecture!

So far, the only known pair is 67 and 69, but the conjecture hypothesizes that an infinite number of them exist.

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Regulation is when you regulate something.
Innovation is when you innovate something.
Detonation is when you detonate something.

Therefore, information must be when you informate something.
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I sailed my boat to the harbor, but I couldn't get the ropes to stay tied onto the dock. Every time I tried, my boat just displayed an error message that said "connection reset by pier"

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It's that time of year

The time of year when the trees are cumming all over everything

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Inspired by the current popularity of lo-fi music, it's my pleasure to announce my latest invention: no-fi music. The singer sings, or the band plays, but all the microphone picks up is white noise. Available now, for a low low price!

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I'm going to invent a new database language and call it Structured Query Relational Language so that it can be pronounced "squirrel"

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This is a LIZARD FRIENDLY SPACE

No skinkshaming!!!

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Would a creature who was half human and half goat who wrote incisive stories pointing out society's inequities be considered a satyrist?

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Beta carotene implies the existence of alpha carotene, sigma carotene, and theta delta carotene send toot

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