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Hey, y’all, don’t forget that No Kings Day 3 is March 28. Believe it or not, there’s even one planned in my tiny rural town! In Texas!

So, I need signs. But I can’t decide which idea I like better. Do ya wanna take a survey? Keep in mind, this is a small heavily Baptist town, and we’re gonna be standing on the corner in front of the big ol megachurch. Just so you know the demographic likely to see the sign.

Poll won’t let me put full slogans, so:

A. Without immigrants, Trump would have Zero Wives
B. If Jesus returned, the GOP would call him Woke (alternatively; ICE would deport him)
C. No Kings, Only Queens (while wearing a tiara, gown and gloves, as you do when waving to the masses. It would be funnier if I were male and tall, and not a fairy godmother shaped human)

Feel free to add suggestions, I have a lot of cardboard!

#nokings3 #nokings #sillysigns #032826 #march28

A. Zero Wives

33.3%

B. Woke Jesus

44.4%

C. Only Queens

22.2%

Poll ended at Mar 24 at 9:25pm.

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A kind of thing I like to buy at thrift stores.

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