Tbh, the sorts of noises I made at #SelfCheckouts were likely more than enough to guide Franklin and his crew safely back across the #tundra.
But fearing an #aneurysm, I have taken to standing patiently at a regular checkout until someone who works there notices and drops by to ring up my purchases.
(Generally, I end up not being the only one queueing up by the time help arrives. 😂)


