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And let's take a moment to appreciate that, as has happened so much in this administration, the officer in question lied under oath. It was laughable.
""I could feel it through my ballistic vest," he said of the sandwich's impact, adding that an onion string hung from his police radio and mustard stained his shirt."
"Ms. Shroff described the case to jurors as profoundly unserious.
She showed a photo of the sandwich intact on the ground and in a wrapper after Mr. Dunn threw it, challenging the agent who had testified on Tuesday that the hoagie had “exploded” on his chest."
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/us/politics/trump-sandwich-guy-verdict.html?unlocked_article_code=1.zk8.qLNJ.ngda2yTlG3B_&smid=url-share
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ypvv8n1jvo
Anyway, on for the fun stuff: the Sisters In Law podcast is a good podcast with legal expert hosts covering politics and law. They shared a number of puns found around the Internet related to this case:
Assault with a deli weapon
Reuben missile crisis
The Hurl of Sandwich
The po boy was set free
It was a ham-handed prosecution
If the wrap didn't split, you must acquit
The sandwich wasn't the only hero
The case was full of baloney
The case went a-rye
One man mustard his courage
Justice was served... with chips, a cookie, and a medium drink
The office was taken to the mayo clinic
We relish the outcome
He was in a pickle, but now he's on a roll
It was a salami sandwich, good thing it wasn't a club
A waste of dough all along
#SeanDunn #SandwichGuy #ICE #USPolitics #pun #dadjoke
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