> One of Dunn’s defense attorneys, Sabrina Shroff, said the legal team was thankful.. "... an affirmation that dissent is what is not just tolerated, it is legal. It is welcome.”
> CBP Agent Gregory Lairmore testified that the sandwich “exploded” when it struck his chest hard enough that he could feel it through his ballistic vest.
> “You could smell the onions and the mustard,” he recalled....
> Lairmore acknowledged that he kept the gifts, placing the patch on his lunchbox.
https://wtop.com/dc/2025/11/man-who-threw-sandwich-at-federal-agent-in-washington-is-found-not-guilty-of-assault-charge/
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Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge

A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington was found not guilty of assault.

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@DemocracyMattersALot "Lairmore, according to the Post, insisted that 'mustard and condiments [were] on my uniform, and an onion [was] hanging from my radio antenna that night.'"

Did he realize when he testified what a hilarious mental image this is? Even The Onion itself would find it difficult to top this one.

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