Today's piggie is Wellington-based NZFirst list MP and former Wellington mayor Andy Foster. He's claiming a taxpayer subsidy of $36,400 every year for a home he's owned since 2,000. He hasn't reported any mortgage on the property.

With a mortgage-free property, Foster is struggling on an MP's salary of only $181,200 per year.

"Marcel! Fetch ze guillotine."

https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/27-05-2026/nz-first-mp-andy-foster-claims-36k-top-up-to-rent-his-own-wellington-home

#NZPol #NZFirst #Greed

NZ First MP Andy Foster claims $36k top-up to stay in home he’s owned for 26 years

The former Wellington mayor says he claims the accommodation subsidy because 'the cost of owning a home in Wellington is not cheap'.

The Spinoff

Stuff today has an honest headline announcing Cocurollo's candidacy.

"NZ First selects anti-fluoride mayor as Whangārei candidate"

He's also involved in some dodgy scheme in Northland to turn plastic into diesel by burning it. Sounds kosher.

In NZFirst terms, this is likely the 'best and brightest' they can come up with because their gene pool is pretty shallow and filled with cookers. If you're not unhinged, you're not on the team.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360983270/nz-first-selects-anti-fluoride-mayor-whangarei-candidate

@Daveosaurus

#Cocurollo #NZFirst

NZ First selects anti-fluoride mayor as Whangārei candidate

Vince Cocurollo’s candidacy was announced at a rally in Whangārei on Sunday.

Stuff

With National sagging in the polls and haemorrhaging voters to NZFirst, the scrap between Luxon and Peters consumes a lot of oxygen.

Former National Minister Chris Finlayson doesn't believe Luxon's coalition will make it as far as November. He calls NZ First "an excrescence." I looked it up -- it's warts and pimples.

"... I think the best thing the National Party can do is try and extricate themselves from this grisly coalition and declare war on New Zealand First…"

NZ's right wing coalition is looking increasingly fragile.

https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/former-national-mp-calls-cut-ties-nz-first-rnz

#NZPol #Finlayson #NZFirst #National

Former National MP calls to cut ties with NZ First

A former high-ranking National Cabinet minister has doubts the coalition will last until the election, urging his former party to "extricate...

Otago Daily Times Online News

NZ First is surging in the polls.
Their average grassroots donor gives $1,728.
They have 243 of them.

That's not a political movement. That's a wealthy donor network with a party attached and right now, New Zealand voters are handing it power.

We went through the Electoral Commission returns so you don't have to.

More incoming...

#nzpol #nzpolitics #nzfirst

How to blot your copybook and shit all over your reputation in one easy move.

All Blacks traditionally tend to vote National. However former AB captain Taine Randell has been selected as the Tukituki (Hawke’s Bay) candidate for NZ First. The seat is currently held by National.

Imagine deciding to run for parliament and concluding that Winston and Shane provided the best alignment to your values.

Fuck that guy!

https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/taine-randell-candidate-nz-first-report

#NZFirst #TaineRandell #Cookers #NZPol

Taine Randell candidate for NZ First: report

Former Highlanders captain Taine Randell will be New Zealand First’s candidate in the Hawke’s Bay electorate of Tukituki, The New Zealand Herald...

Otago Daily Times Online News

Isn't it ironic when you've just posted a #RNZ story about #NZFirst wanting to open up #Aotearoa #NewZealand conservation land to allow the US industrial military complex access and permission to mine for rare earth minerals needed for weapons and ammunition of war, when a video about US smuggling rare earth minerals out of #China appears in your YouTube feed.

And this corrupt #NZPol govt expects NZers to trust these war criminals?

https://youtu.be/8eHatXC02dY

US Resorts to Theft of Rare Earth Elements

YouTube

Also, is it just me, or has Shame Jones started looking like one of the skeksis from The Dark Crystal?

https://www.beehive.govt.nz/minister/hon-shane-jones

I wonder where his gentle mystic half is hiding out, maybe Golden Bay or Coromandel? Maybe there's a Motherstone we could find and return the missing half of, so we can save old Otis Claw from this half-man state of being?

#NZPolitics #NZFirst #ShaneJones

Headline: #NZFirst to demand 7th #Covid Enquiry focused on #WinstonPeters feelings injuries #nzpol

"We can't afford to build a port for the cook straight ferry, but we can build one for the #NaturalGas no one wants to use" is a wild stance for a govt. that claims to accept the reality of #ClimateChange

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/prime-minister-christopher-luxon-holds-post-cabinet-press-conference/T32FZHEFLJEYBM3DBCBXJGJICQ/

#National #NACTional #NZFIRST #nzpol

Prime Minister Christopher Luxon holds post-Cabinet press conference

Luxon's press conference will be livesteamed from 4pm.

The New Zealand Herald

Once again we see #National using a party with only 6% support (#NZFirst) to justify screwing over 100% of us

#ShaneJones shut down #NZ involvement in 'road map' away from #fossilfuels https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/585632/shane-jones-shut-down-nz-involvement-in-road-map-away-from-fossil-fuels
#nzpol #climatechange #NACTional

Shane Jones shut down NZ involvement in 'road map' away from fossil fuels

'Minister Jones does not want New Zealand to join the declaration', officials told New Zealand's team at the annual global climate summit.

RNZ