Los americanos llaman a esto café... 🤮

#coffee #american #notcoffee #café #nothanks

@andycarolan recently I started using my samovar so I get through 4-5 cups of tea by midday. :D

#notcoffee :P

Braised Pork Latte??

‘Hot beverage is garnished with a chunk of pork’

“Chinese baristas have debuted a braised pork latte to mark the Lunar New Year.

The drink, available in about 25 Starbucks across the country, mixes espresso and steamed milk with Dongpo braised pork sauce.”

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/20/business/china-starbucks-braised-pork-latte-intl-hnk/index.html

#coffee #latte #notcoffee #china #stupid #wtf #starbucks

Espresso in a sachet. Just add hot water.

#notCoffee

Never-before-seen 'crystal-like matter' hidden in a chunk of fossilized lightning is probably a brand new mineral
The potential new mineral was discovered in a chunk of "fossilized lightning," or fulgurite, that was left behind when a tree in Florida was struck by lightning.
https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/geology/never-before-seen-crystal-like-matter-hidden-in-a-chunk-of-fossilized-lightning-is-probably-a-brand-new-mineral #crystal #lightning #fulgurite #NotCoffee #mineralogy #CaHPO3
Never-before-seen 'crystal-like matter' hidden in a chunk of fossilized lightning is probably a brand new mineral

The potential new mineral was discovered in a chunk of "fossilized lightning," or fulgurite, that was left behind when a tree in Florida was struck by lightning.

Live Science

Received Crio Bru for Christmas.

Still figuring out how to brew it, but I think it'll be tasty once I get it dialed in.

Chocolatey, but drinks more like coffee than hot chocolate, but without any added sugar.

So far, 1:12 was a better ratio than 1:16, probably need to try to 1:8 which seems like a lot but will likely make the best flavor.

#CrioBru #NotCoffee #CaffeineFree

Pic a Day #37

It looks better than it tastes... Nescafé instant 'coffee' factory...

#factory #sunset #notcoffee

#hottake my #tea . it's very hot. it's gonna take a few minutes to not burn my mouth. lol. 🌻

#dandelion #rooibos #notcoffee

*Drinks hot tea and ponders the irony of not having @fevered parent (who I hope are well!!) on Mastodon to hear me complain about it.*

I think I'm past the fever part and hot tea is good. When it's not too hot I should add honey. #notcoffee

*Reads notification. GETS ON DESK AND YELLS*

HELLO @kcristiano AND HOW ARE YOU? #notcoffee #friendbroughtoverredwine