"Mad as a wet hen" must not mean what I always thought it means.
I have assumed that it means something like: hens don't like to be wet, so if they get wet then they get really angry.
Where I live it's been grey all day and there's been a drizzly rain most of the daylight hours. Wet. Our hens have all been outside. All day. Wet.
And not a single one gives any indication of being angry.
So the saying "mad as a wet hen" must mean mad, as in crazy. Because there's nothing stopping them from going inside, except I guess that on sunnier days they don't go inside until evening. They're just a little wack-o, loopy, batty.
Next time you hear about wet hens being mad, think more along the lines of the Mad Hatter. At least if they're our hens you're hearing about.
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