The one day a month that my neighbors decide to get out their riding lawnmower and cut the grass of their tiny suburban yard is my fave. It’s filled with her running over eveything (which isn’t suprising since she’s backed over two mailboxes and has totaled multiple cars) and him screaming at her. Let’s be clear, these are the neighbors I deserve.
#neighbors #yardwork #suburbs #ideservethis

I am so fucking tired. The heat (currently 115) has worn me out. It’s also the first full work week I’ve had in a while. And I’m just done.

So I ordered Greek for dinner and I’m gonna get lightly zooted and watch Paddington 2 tonight. #IDeserveThis

Chef's presentation not *too* bad for a #ShabbyBachelor, added some cukes marinated in red wine vinegar & sugar (grandma's favorite way to get us to eat veggies) and of course some lightly salted avocado. Let's see how it tastes.
#cooking #IDeserveThis #AlmostOrderedOut #SavingMoneyToo