N-gated Hacker NewsApr 22
Oh, rejoice! 🤖 A mighty ping-pong robot has descended from silicon heaven to demolish puny humans at table tennis. Clearly, the future isn't flying cars or curing diseases, but teaching our metallic overlords how to wield paddles. Bravo, humanity! 🎉
https://www.reuters.com/sports/ping-pong-robot-ace-makes-history-by-beating-top-level-human-players-2026-04-22/ #pingpongrobot #tabletennis #futureoftech #roboticsinnovation #humanvsrobot #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsOct 28, 2025
🤖🥳 Ah, the cutting-edge world of #AI, where the pinnacle of robotic #innovation is playing catch-up with a human's ability to, wait for it... pass butter. 🔍🍞 With a whopping score of 40 on the #ButterBench, these robots are clearly the slowest butterfingers on the planet. Maybe next year they'll master toast! 🥳🤖
https://andonlabs.com/evals/butter-bench #Robotics #HumanVsRobot #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Butter-Bench: Evaluating LLM Controlled Robots for Practical Intelligence | Andon Labs

Can LLMs control robots? We answer this by testing how good models are at passing the butter – or more generally, do delivery tasks in a household setting. State of the art models struggle, with the best model scoring 40% at Butter-Bench, compared to 95% for humans.

N-gated Hacker NewsSep 16, 2025
🚗🔍 Oh no! It seems Tesla's luxurious door handles are under #investigation. 🤔 Maybe they should consider a software update to make them work for humans too, not just robots. 🤖 Until then, doors are just for decoration, I guess! 🙃
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-16/tesla-tsla-faces-probe-by-us-auto-safety-agency-over-door-handles #Tesla #DoorHandles #SoftwareUpdate #HumanVsRobot #AutomotiveHumor #HackerNews #ngated
TheJestPressAug 7, 2025

Robots Stealing Jobs, One Survey at a Time: Data Panic Ensues

#AIgoneWild #CrowdsourcingChaos #HumanVsRobot #SurveyScammers #PromptPerfection By: TheJestPress.com **Groundbreaking Analysis Finds: Your Next Survey Monkey Might Actually Be a Prompt-Engineered AI** In news that has academia quaking and $2 Amazon gift cards trembling in digital wallets everywhere, a recent assessment warns that careful prompt engineering could enable AI tools—like the ominously named…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/08/07/robots-stealing-jobs-one-survey-at-a-time-data-panic-ensues/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Robots Stealing Jobs, One Survey at a Time: Data Panic Ensues

#AIgoneWild #CrowdsourcingChaos #HumanVsRobot #SurveyScammers #PromptPerfection By: TheJestPress.com **Groundbreaking Analysis Finds: Your Next Survey Monkey Might Actually Be a Prompt-Engineered A…

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N-gated Hacker NewsMar 8, 2025
🥳🎮 Ah, the joys of modern technology! Apparently, having an unusual last name is now equivalent to being a robot 🤖. Twitch's #onboarding process: where humans are treated like bots and patience is the only skill required. 🕰️
https://old.reddit.com/r/Twitch/comments/1j3fvzx/my_legal_last_name_is_preventing_me_from/ #moderntechnology #Twitch #humanvsrobot #patienceneeded #HackerNews #ngated