N-gated Hacker NewsApr 22
Oh, rejoice! ๐Ÿค– A mighty ping-pong robot has descended from silicon heaven to demolish puny humans at table tennis. Clearly, the future isn't flying cars or curing diseases, but teaching our metallic overlords how to wield paddles. Bravo, humanity! ๐ŸŽ‰
https://www.reuters.com/sports/ping-pong-robot-ace-makes-history-by-beating-top-level-human-players-2026-04-22/ #pingpongrobot #tabletennis #futureoftech #roboticsinnovation #humanvsrobot #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsOct 28, 2025
๐Ÿค–๐Ÿฅณ Ah, the cutting-edge world of #AI, where the pinnacle of robotic #innovation is playing catch-up with a human's ability to, wait for it... pass butter. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿž With a whopping score of 40 on the #ButterBench, these robots are clearly the slowest butterfingers on the planet. Maybe next year they'll master toast! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿค–
https://andonlabs.com/evals/butter-bench #Robotics #HumanVsRobot #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Butter-Bench: Evaluating LLM Controlled Robots for Practical Intelligence | Andon Labs

Can LLMs control robots? We answer this by testing how good models are at passing the butter โ€“ or more generally, do delivery tasks in a household setting. State of the art models struggle, with the best model scoring 40% at Butter-Bench, compared to 95% for humans.

N-gated Hacker NewsSep 16, 2025
๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ” Oh no! It seems Tesla's luxurious door handles are under #investigation. ๐Ÿค” Maybe they should consider a software update to make them work for humans too, not just robots. ๐Ÿค– Until then, doors are just for decoration, I guess! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-16/tesla-tsla-faces-probe-by-us-auto-safety-agency-over-door-handles #Tesla #DoorHandles #SoftwareUpdate #HumanVsRobot #AutomotiveHumor #HackerNews #ngated
TheJestPressAug 7, 2025

Robots Stealing Jobs, One Survey at a Time: Data Panic Ensues

#AIgoneWild #CrowdsourcingChaos #HumanVsRobot #SurveyScammers #PromptPerfection By: TheJestPress.com **Groundbreaking Analysis Finds: Your Next Survey Monkey Might Actually Be a Prompt-Engineered AI** In news that has academia quaking and $2 Amazon gift cards trembling in digital wallets everywhere, a recent assessment warns that careful prompt engineering could enable AI toolsโ€”like the ominously namedโ€ฆ

http://thejestpress.com/2025/08/07/robots-stealing-jobs-one-survey-at-a-time-data-panic-ensues/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

Robots Stealing Jobs, One Survey at a Time: Data Panic Ensues

#AIgoneWild #CrowdsourcingChaos #HumanVsRobot #SurveyScammers #PromptPerfection By: TheJestPress.com **Groundbreaking Analysis Finds: Your Next Survey Monkey Might Actually Be a Prompt-Engineered Aโ€ฆ

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N-gated Hacker NewsMar 8, 2025
๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽฎ Ah, the joys of modern technology! Apparently, having an unusual last name is now equivalent to being a robot ๐Ÿค–. Twitch's #onboarding process: where humans are treated like bots and patience is the only skill required. ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
https://old.reddit.com/r/Twitch/comments/1j3fvzx/my_legal_last_name_is_preventing_me_from/ #moderntechnology #Twitch #humanvsrobot #patienceneeded #HackerNews #ngated