Chillennial Productivity Protip for Slack users: Annoy/impress your coworkers; mass-adding emojis to posts by holding down shift when you click on an emoji - the menu stays open, allowing you to add as many emoji as you can (22, it turns out)

you're welcome. let's see those emoji.

#slack #workproductivity #riseandgrind #sigmamillionairegrindset #linkedinlunatics #screamingyellingwhereismy401k #stonks #memestocks #emoji #hashtagabuse

#CatsOfMastodon friends, have you slow-blinked with your floofernoogle today?

https://www.sciencealert.com/study-reveals-a-simple-trick-to-communicate-with-your-cat

#science #cats #catScience #ScienceCats #ScienceInvolvingCats #CatsInvolvedInScience #HashtagAbuse

@immibis @KirstieJane This, and, if you find an interesting thread, check out the profiles of people in the thread - I’ve found a few interesting people that wouldn’t have been on my radar unless I’d spent a few minutes poking around and scrolling through their feeds.

Also, don’t hesitate to report #HashtagAbuse - where there are a dozen or more unrelated tags in a toot, just because the author wants attention. Gotta keep those hashtags clean & tidy!

Never believe anything you see on social media...

That cute girl who always posts about #computers and #videogames and #pinball. Probably a balding dude named Steve.

All those nerds on Mastodon with their #homelab and #linux and #retrogaming, trying to convince everyone that they're a bunch of old dorks who never leave their computer? Probably smokin' hot chicks. Every last one of them.

#HashtagAbuse