Didn't occur to me to look at US market futures, since I don't place much stock

STOCK! GET IT!?

in them. But hey, can you tell where Shitstain spoke? I sure can!

#economy #stonks #stocks #war #iran #FuckTrump #FuckTheGOP #FuckRepublicans

Stocks tried _really hard_ to have a good day today. Everything rallied. At one point the DJIA was up a whole 1%, which is a good swing up. They tried.

Market's still open but... it has not worked out.

#stonks #stocks #djia

@samlitzinger
The Onion (or course) hits it square on the head with this one:

“Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel”

https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/

At this point it’s pretty clear that the “masters of the universe” are in on the grift.

#Trump #Stonks #StockMarket

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. “I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]

The Onion

RE: https://flipboard.com/@ctvnews/business-hbgr2piuz/-/a-qHQNMY9yTiqMGMJxHYf3aQ%3Aa%3A2823982346-%2F0

Are ‘business leaders’ really that gullible? All Trump did was pause his deadline until after trading on Friday. Or does reality even matter when the only metric of success in modern business is ‘line go up’?

#Trump #IsraelUSWar #Stonks

anyone got some GameStop stock they wanna sell to me #ToTheMoon #DiamondHands #Stonks #OhFuck
Job security is Sooo overrated …
#stonks #captialism #business #biznass #dev
The goal was never “ai”. The goal was never to make employees lives easier. The goal was never to make the products better. The goal always was to have an excuse to lay off as many people as they possibly can.

Doesn’t matter if it actually worked, just mattered if it looked like it could ….
#ai #capitalism #engineering #business #stonks
@agatha acho bizarra essa insistência dos estúdios em lançar jogos que dependem de amigos pra funcionar. Acho que a ideia é: "por que convencer uma pessoa a comprar o nosso game se a gente pode fazer essa pessoa convencer 3 outras pessoas a também comprar o game? #stonks"
Será que não viram esse tipo de jogo fracassar o suficiente?
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#stonks #buiznass #capitalism
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