SchadenfreudeDo count your chickens in the hutch. One of them is not what it seems...
All that glitters is still there? Wtf it's been 5 years!
Birds of no feathers freak me the fuck out.
The early bird gets caught by the late owl.🕊️ 💦 🦉 ✨
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sammich-I-Am.
Just a normal egg and ham sammich will do, you weirdo.
Zaphod BeeblebroxHey now! I resemble that remark!
(Since I am a Derby, I have elected to recuse myself from tonight's #HashtagGame having heard hundreds of jibes regarding my last name through the years)
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes