BREAKING: Goose meme stocks rise for third day in a row

#goose #goosewasnotvalued

I feel like the way some folks are expressing annoyance with the goose discourse, that they're not viscerally connecting with the symbolism the way most of us are.

๐Ÿค”

Like, I *feel* this meme. It's representative of my whole life, of having my lifeforce sucked out of me by parasites until I'm ill at age 50 and have nothing to show for it. It's a rare but accidental honesty from the clueless fucks who rule this world. It's the entire story of each of us and the whole world told in a handful of phrases and images.

"Goose is not valued" feels like a rallying cry for valuable people who are only just now starting to realize...

...that we do have value.

And that the only way they're going to understand our value is if we make them.

#goose #goosetodon #gooseWasNotValued

Am I doing this right?

#SoftBank #GooseWasNotValued

It took me a while to figure out the #goose thing this morning or why people were saying the #GooseWasNotValued or #goldeneggs

So here it is: Just a sincere though cringeworthy slide presentation by a bank trying to get more customers or something show shareholders they're being screwed over, maybe?

"Itโ€™s the kind of presentation thatโ€™s easy to mock until you look at the numbers behind it."

... nah, I'm still finding it pretty easy to mock.

https://officechai.com/stories/softbank-evocatively-explains-its-business-model-through-a-goose-and-eggs-in-latest-presentation/

#goosememe

SoftBank Evocatively Explains Its Business Model Through A Goose And Eggs In Latest Presentation

Masayoshi Son has never been shy about grand gestures, but his latest shareholder presentation may have taken the metaphor game to a new...

OfficeChai

the goose when it discovers it was not valued:

#goose #goosewasnotvalued #birds #birdsofmastodon #NaturePhotography #photography

The presentation seems to be about removing the golden egg factory from the goose--human labor--in the form of AI. Even without the metaphors, they are doing the thing the story cautions against. "Hey, you know that story about the goose that laid the golden eggs? We should cut that goose open and take the egg part out, then copy it for infinite golden eggs. No way this could go wrong. No reason not to try." They didn't fucking read to the end?

#GooseWasNotValued