Geoff Simmons

@slimhazard@mastodon.world
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From Ohio, living in Hamburg, Germany.
Member of Democrats Abroad, in the Hamburg and Northern Germany chapter.
Software developer in my day job.
Hobby microcontroller programmer and electronics tinkerer in my spare time.
githubhttps://github.com/slimhazard
Recent discussion about the perils of doors in gamedev reminded me of a bug caused by a door in a game you may have heard of called "Half Life 2". Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin.
You circular reference. You denormalized database. You sparse-ass matrix. You fragmented fucking disk. You absolute BUBBLE sort. I can keep going because, you see, I actually have a real computer science degree

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Wow, this campaign website against Google's plan to kick out XSLT is a thing of beauty.

https://xslt.rip/

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Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to OLED Zeppelin

has any of the techbros started building an LLM powered filesystem? where files are not stored but generated by LLM on-the-fly when requested?

like for example when a user wants to open their passwords.txt on the desktop or a movie .mp4 file, AI will just generate it 🀑

I can feel the buzz πŸš€βœ¨

#ai #filesystem

[A turtle, looking at a very ugly shirt, but still trying to be polite]

Turtle: That's a very interesting shirt you're wearing.

Other person: Thanks! It's called a turtleneck.

Turtle: WTF.

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