I thought "eggs don't lay eggs" was about failing to value labour.

Sigh.

#GoldenGoose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #GoldenEggs #eggs #goose

This is just to say

I have eaten
the eggs
that were golden
in color

and which
probably
don't
lay eggs

Forgive me
they were delicious
and goose
was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #ThisIsJustToSay

Eggs do not lay eggs
Market only saw three eggs
Goose was not valued

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #haiku #senryū

Hashtags for the goose

#goosevalue #goosevalue71

#goose #goose_was_not_valued
#goosewasnotvalued
#eggsdonotlayeggs

I might not get too much work done today, I'm too far gone in a rabbit hole, clutching my stomach, laughing my ass off.

(Edit; added more hashtags)

A new translation of the Tao Te Ching has appeared. #GooseWasNotValued #EggsDoNotLayEggs

重要的不是蛋,而是鵝本身。
真正的價值在於持續下蛋的能力。
蛋本身不會下蛋。
真正的價值泉源。
鵝體內的金蛋工廠。
你所看到的只是蛋。
生產這些蛋的是工廠本身。

There once was a man from Monsalud
Who had a goose named Pascal-Lude
He could buy Killybegs
But eggs don't lay eggs
He cried: ‘The goose was not valued!’

#Softbank #GooseWasNotValued #goose #EggsDoNotLayEggs #MasayoshiSon #limerick

Steven Hoefer (@[email protected])

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