My only rendition of the #goosememe #GoldenEggs

It took me a while to figure out the #goose thing this morning or why people were saying the #GooseWasNotValued or #goldeneggs

So here it is: Just a sincere though cringeworthy slide presentation by a bank trying to get more customers or something show shareholders they're being screwed over, maybe?

"It’s the kind of presentation that’s easy to mock until you look at the numbers behind it."

... nah, I'm still finding it pretty easy to mock.

https://officechai.com/stories/softbank-evocatively-explains-its-business-model-through-a-goose-and-eggs-in-latest-presentation/

#goosememe

SoftBank Evocatively Explains Its Business Model Through A Goose And Eggs In Latest Presentation

Masayoshi Son has never been shy about grand gestures, but his latest shareholder presentation may have taken the metaphor game to a new...

OfficeChai

@jaykuo 'current condition' was a real soft pitch phrase.. to cons, that only ever refers the most recent event that can be taken out of context to support their position

it's practically tautological because current condition, to Trump, could only ever refer to the instant any person he didn't like picked up a peeling flake of paint.

Why it was peeling is out of scope to cons #GooseMeme

@RunRichRun

Goose asks, "And what about platform security?

#signal #goosememe