How fast are spherical rubber ducks in a conference room?

Come to my talk "Fowl Play" at @DevConf 2026 to maybe get hit by one and find out.

Tickets are selling fast! http://www.devconf.co.za

#devconf2026 #rubberducks #fowlplay

Dustin the Turkey Announces Presidential Bid: Ireland Braces for Feathered Leader

#DustinForPresident #FowlPlay #EireElection #TurkeyTakesCharge #FeathersInPower By: TheJestPress.com In a move that has both ruffled feathers and inspired poultry across Ireland, Dustin the Turkey, beloved sock puppet and national feathered treasure, announced this morning his intention to run for President of Ireland in the upcoming election. Clucking confidently at a press conference…

http://thejestpress.com/2025/07/16/dustin-the-turkey-announces-presidential-bid-ireland-braces-for-feathered-leader/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social

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Thanksgiving (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

https://frimoulux.com/thanksgiving-original-motion-picture-soundtrack/

#Thanksgiving #BrandonRoberts #BandeOriginale #FilmHorreur #EliRoth #2023 #Slasher #JohnCarver #MilanRecords #WaxworkRecords #Orchestre #Tension #Suspense #Cordes #Percussion #Piano #Synthétiseur #ThePilgrim #JessicasTheme #RedThursday #FaceOff #FowlPlay #Decapiturkey #DinnerEscape #TheLeftovers #AmbianceSombre #CompositionInnovante #EffetsSonores #Blumhouse #CritiquePositive #Vinyle #Numérique #Action #Drame

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Why did the chick go to therapy? Because it was feeling cooped up! 🐥😂

#PunnyJoke #ChickHumor #FowlPlay #FeatheredFriends #TherapyTime #CoopedUpLife #BirdJokes #AnimalHumor #EggcellentPuns #FunnyFarmAnimals"