Mastodawn

Meet thelma and louise!

We have some new ducks, and they are gorgeous. These are two welsh harlequin sisters and boy, they do not like to be separated. We figured it out when we took them out for exams, and the quacking got extreme!! They are letting us know they need to be adopted together.

If you're interested in adopting some of these beautiful ducks, please email us at [email protected]

#familyfirst
#sisters
#quack
#ducksrule

Henry Stone Mar 25

#Michigan
#Measles #RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic

measles outbreak in southeast michigan now at 7 cases, health officials say
measles outbreak in southeast michigan now at 7 cases, health officials say https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/measles-outbreak-washtenaw-county-7-cases/

Measles outbreak in Southeast Michigan now at 7 cases, health officials say

A child under the age of 5 is now the latest case of measles in an outbreak being traced in Washtenaw County, Michigan.

Henry Stone Mar 7

#RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/over-800-whooping-cough-cases-reported-in-oregon-one-death-confirmed
Over 800 whooping cough cases reported in Oregon, one death confirmed https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/over-800-whooping-cough-cases-reported-in-oregon-one-death-confirmed

Over 800 whooping cough cases reported in Oregon, one death confirmed

Oregon is reported to have 835 confirmed cases and at least one adult death caused by pertussis, also known as whooping cough.

WPDE

Henry Stone Mar 1

#SouthCarolina
#Measles #RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1N8PNb9sD9/

Barbara Monaco Feb 25

Casey Means, trump's nominee for Surgeon General, faced Senate's questions at her nomination hearing.
Means has cast doubt on vaccines, birth control, and anti-depressants, rejecting evidence based research findings.
Has been criticized for conflicts of interest. She's also a fan of magic mushrooms, spirit guides, and full moon ceremonies. Says that the US is sick "from a broken heart".
#surgeongeneral
#senate
#maha
#quack

https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/25/health/casey-means-surgeon-general-senate-hearing

Who is Casey Means? Trump’s pick for surgeon general faces sharp questions from Senate panel

In a bid to become the nation’s top doctor, a prominent voice in the “Make America Healthy Again” movement faced sharp questions from senators on Wednesday about vaccines, pesticides and birth control.

CNN

JCM Feb 25

Measles outbreak in South Carolina tops 970 cases

The South Carolina Department of Public Health (DPH) has reported six new measles cases since Friday, bringing the Upstate outbreak total to 979.

WPDE

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satire Feb 24

@UncleDuke1969 Sounds like someone has no ducks to give.

#humor #quack #signs #fowlplay

Spab Feb 24

Murder most fowl.

#meme #memes #shitpost #duck #donaldduck #disney #cannibal #cannibalholocaust #exploitation #cannibalism #quack #food #movies #movie #cinema

Henry Stone Feb 21

#SouthCarolina
#Measles #RFK #HHS #CDC #FDA #MedievalMedicine #Quack #Pandemic

https://wpde.com/news/local/sc-reports-11-new-measles-cases-upstate-outbreak-total-reaches-973
SC reports 11 new measles cases, Upstate outbreak total reaches 973 https://wpde.com/news/local/sc-reports-11-new-measles-cases-upstate-outbreak-total-reaches-973

SC reports 11 new measles cases, Upstate outbreak total reaches 973

The South Carolina Department of Public Health reported 11 new measles cases since Tuesday, bringing the total tied to the Upstate outbreak to 973.Health offici

WPDE