@satire

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living life in a facepalm position
the opposite of a daycare is a nightharm, where adults take themselves after work to scale furniture at significant physical risk. in some regional dialects this is referred to as a "climbing gym"

ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.

WIFE: You write some awful jokes.

ME: It’s not unusual.

I don’t know which I find more amusing, potential evidence of Amazon Prime using Vibe Coding or that Monty Python’s best work was a SciFi Comedy.

#humor #amazon #prime #UX #UI #MontyPython #SciFi #Defiance #vibeCoding #QA #TV

“Fine you tell me, how would you suggest we save democracy?”

“I got some bullet points…”

“Ok, what are they?”

“No, that was it.”

“Well shoot.”

“So you’re in?”

“Are we having different conversations?”

#democracy #humor #mixedMessages #holdup #playOnWords

Sometimes I’m so busy trying to be right, I forget what really matters...making sure everyone else knows I’m right too.
Sure, kid.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and finally my fingers because I can always count on them.

Whenever someone asks me for my LinkedIn details, I give them the same reply:

"I'm a privacy professional. If I were a pulmonologist, I wouldn't advertise on cigarette packs either."

Always gets them startled.

How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?