ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
“Fine you tell me, how would you suggest we save democracy?”
“I got some bullet points…”
“Ok, what are they?”
“No, that was it.”
“Well shoot.”
“So you’re in?”
“Are we having different conversations?”
Whenever someone asks me for my LinkedIn details, I give them the same reply:
"I'm a privacy professional. If I were a pulmonologist, I wouldn't advertise on cigarette packs either."
Always gets them startled.