Everyone should get Chinese food when they are depressed, that way you get a pick me up from the fortune cookie! #FortuneCookieWisdom
Thank you, kind fortune cookie.
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Today's fortune cookie: "Beauty is not in the face; it is in the light in the heart." (Also, fortune cookies with Teriyaki is a new one for me. πŸ˜‚) #FortuneCookieWisdom
No arguments here. #FortuneCookieWisdom

@mentallyalex

Without profit, restaurants are simply called kitchens.

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MAN, can I just say that this was the PERFECT fortune cookie to get on Jan 1st of a year that I’m attempting to sell my house in a crappy market?

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#NewYear
#HappyNewYear
#NoWhammies

I got 1 day left of this year and I think I can do this one! #nye #2022 #fortunecookiewisdom
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