Just Eat the damn cookie #comedy #dating #fortunecookie #astrology #chinesefood

two fortune cookie fortunes from the same order, seemingly requiring math.
#fortune #fortunecookie #gold #math

It's Wednesday, which means it's Chinese takeout night in my house! I didn't eat the fortune this time.
"Your ability to listen makes you wise."
Listening is all I do, so I must be super wise!
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#chocolatebailey #fortunecookie #dogsofpixelfed #fedidogs #dogs

#FortuneCookie
Good energy will surround you,
Protecting and guiding you.

Snack time! There's a donut for my brother and a fortune cookie for me! There was supposed to be a third picture, but the whole fortune cookie went into my mouth as soon as I heard the camera shutter. We'll never know what the fortune was, but I hope it comes true!
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(Edit: This was supposed to be yesterday's post, but I had technical difficulties!)
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#chocolatebailey #fortunecookie #dogsofpixelfed #dogs #pets

I love fortune cookies! This one I got is just perfect, since I have to use these crutches until the end of March because of a foot surgery. =D #fortunecookie #wisdom

Hey everyone, sell your ideas they are totally acceptable! Photo taken on page 107 of my idea, so, glad I finally got this confirmation.
#fortunecookie #fortune

Hey everyone, sell your ideas they are totally acceptable! Photo taken on page 107 of my idea, so, glad I finally got this confirmation.
#fortunecookie #fortune

Y'all, I laughed. Loudly. #fortuneCookie