Nothing makes me grumpier than being woken overnight by some random shitheel on Facebook deciding the need to call me on Messenger.
It's 5am and you're very obviously drunk. You decide to call the admin of the singles group to ask "so, who IS Aby?" like you're some 1960s romcom parody. How did you think that was going to go??
Fuck off before I track you down and set fire to your car.
#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #RegionalAustralia #DatingGroups
I just had someone on Facebook unfriend me because I pointed out that Chuck Norris was a MAGA supporter.
I don't really care tbh. Me adding them a week ago *felt wrong*, because I have a carefully curated friend list of like 60 people who I actually have friendships with.. it was a practice in widening my friend circles.
The thing that did amuse me was his screed about how I apparently "have a cry" when someone doesn't agree with me while he's the one who is deleting people he disagrees with..
Ok babe.
#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #RegionalAustralia #Australia #ChuckNorris #eyeroll
Post in Facebook group for owners of sighthounds:
I have a 4yo lurcher who has been great up until now. I have a new boyfriend who she doesn't like, and tonight she went at him and really meant it. What do I do?
Every. Single. Comment:
Dump him.
I just got called unethical because I told someone to contact the organiser of an event to get a question answered.
Apparently it's unethical for me to not answer the question myself.
The question—why is nobody at this pub in Bathurst right now?
My location—London.
#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #RegionalAustralia #Australia #DatingGroups #SinglesGroups #ISeeWhyYoureSingleTBH
Having to leave a witchcraft group because of them proselytising "this isn't your first time on earth" rhetoric as unremittingly as evangelical christians.
One person mourns the death of the Open Internet.
I think a Fediverse, with multiple user-experiences, that is indexable, machine-legible, discoverable, searchable, and archivable by default could help counter this unfortunate trend.
RE: https://twitter.com/i/status/2006459846477099507
#Discourd #Facebook #FacebookGroups #Fediverse #OpenInternet #Reddit #SocialMedia #TikTok #Wiki #WikiWikiWeb #YouTube
I'm in a local Facebook group for babysitters, and just saw this..
"Looking for a in home Babysitter
Hi everyone! I’m looking for a in home babysitter for my 1 year old daughter. Preferably someone who is comfortable babysitting in home with surveillance cameras inside of the home, someone who’s qualified in CPR, has some experience with nutritional restrictions, dieting.."
Like, I have Opinions about surveillance cameras, but NUTRITIONAL RESTRICTIONS AND DIETING FOR A 1 YEAR OLD??
I've just been bullied out of an entomology meme group by fundamentalist christians because I made a joke about Anansi.
I can not make this up.
The internet is fucking weird, man.
I admin a local singles group on Facebook and occasionally post questions to prompt some conversation between the members.
Today I posted asking people what podcasts they've been listening to lately.
I didn't realise that it would be such a honeypot question for incels and manosphere nonsense, and now I'm wondering if I should just ban them all from the group.
#Facebook #RegionalAustralia #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #FacebookSingles #Men #Sexism #mansplaining #ToxicMasculinity #podcasts #incels #manosphere
Post in local Facebook group:
Don't forget there's a power outage today between 9.30am and 1.30pm for anyone who was affected by the storm blackout.
Comment:
Is this a planned outage?
Is there any information on it?
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Please kill me.
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