Facebook is such a fucking cockblock.

I swear to god.

#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups

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#FacebookGroups #SocialMedia #CommunityBuilding #DigitalMarketing #GrowOnline #Izoate #Technology

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I find it fascinating that when I post pictures of my "kill your local rapist" tattoo on social media I get tonnes of compliments and likes.. until I post it in a dating group.

Then it's crickets, except for the one 48 year old divorced dad with wraparound service station sunglasses and a shitty tribal armband who pops up to tell me "worst tattoo eva".

🤔

#RegionalAustralia #DatingGroups #Facebook #FacebookGroups #SocialMedia #KillYourLocalRapist #BodyMod #BodyModification #ink #tattoo

Nothing makes me grumpier than being woken overnight by some random shitheel on Facebook deciding the need to call me on Messenger.

It's 5am and you're very obviously drunk. You decide to call the admin of the singles group to ask "so, who IS Aby?" like you're some 1960s romcom parody. How did you think that was going to go??

Fuck off before I track you down and set fire to your car.

#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #RegionalAustralia #DatingGroups

I just had someone on Facebook unfriend me because I pointed out that Chuck Norris was a MAGA supporter.

I don't really care tbh. Me adding them a week ago *felt wrong*, because I have a carefully curated friend list of like 60 people who I actually have friendships with.. it was a practice in widening my friend circles.

The thing that did amuse me was his screed about how I apparently "have a cry" when someone doesn't agree with me while he's the one who is deleting people he disagrees with..

Ok babe.

#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #RegionalAustralia #Australia #ChuckNorris #eyeroll

Post in Facebook group for owners of sighthounds:
I have a 4yo lurcher who has been great up until now. I have a new boyfriend who she doesn't like, and tonight she went at him and really meant it. What do I do?

Every. Single. Comment:
Dump him.

#Dog #Dogs #Sighthound #Facebook #FacebookGroups

I just got called unethical because I told someone to contact the organiser of an event to get a question answered.

Apparently it's unethical for me to not answer the question myself.

The question—why is nobody at this pub in Bathurst right now?

My location—London.

#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #RegionalAustralia #Australia #DatingGroups #SinglesGroups #ISeeWhyYoureSingleTBH

Having to leave a witchcraft group because of them proselytising "this isn't your first time on earth" rhetoric as unremittingly as evangelical christians.

#Facebook #SocialMedia #FacebookGroups #witch

One person mourns the death of the Open Internet.

I think a Fediverse, with multiple user-experiences, that is indexable, machine-legible, discoverable, searchable, and archivable by default could help counter this unfortunate trend.

RE: https://twitter.com/i/status/2006459846477099507

#Discourd #Facebook #FacebookGroups #Fediverse #OpenInternet #Reddit #SocialMedia #TikTok #Wiki #WikiWikiWeb #YouTube

I'm in a local Facebook group for babysitters, and just saw this..

"Looking for a in home Babysitter
Hi everyone! I’m looking for a in home babysitter for my 1 year old daughter. Preferably someone who is comfortable babysitting in home with surveillance cameras inside of the home, someone who’s qualified in CPR, has some experience with nutritional restrictions, dieting.."

Like, I have Opinions about surveillance cameras, but NUTRITIONAL RESTRICTIONS AND DIETING FOR A 1 YEAR OLD??

#Facebook #RegionalAustralia #FacebookGroups #DietCulture