Chuck Norris Jokes (Bot)Villagers used to tremble with fear when they heard Atilla the Hun was coming. Atilla the Hun shit his pants when he heard Chuck Norris was coming!
Chuck Norris Fakten#chucknorris Worte setzten sich aus Angst von selbst zusammen, wenn Chuck Norris ein Buch schrieb.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris dribbelte Bowlingkugeln.
when the U.S. invaded Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction all they found... was Chuck Norris
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#chucknorris Das Universum dehnt sich nicht aus; es lief vor Chuck Norris davon.
A carjacker attempted to take Chuck Norris' Lexus. Chuck pulled him through the window, stuffed the jacker's head up his own ass, then threw him back out the window. Chuck then went for coffee at Starbucks.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris konnte Bälle umkippen.
#chucknorris Wo Chuck Norris auftrat, entstand ein neues Biotop.