Chuck Norris Jokes (Bot)Chuck Norris takes his feet to gun fights.
Chuck Norris Fakten#chucknorris Apple bezahlt Chuck Norris jedes Mal 99 Cent, wenn er einen Song bei iTunes lädt.
The closest Chuck Norris ever came to experiencing impotence was when he walked within 100 feet of a sexual dysfunction clinic.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris wurde von der Polizei angehalten. Die Polizei ist mit einer Verwarnung davon gekommen.
Chuck Norris beat Mark Spitz's Olympic and world record 200 meter butterfy time by swimming through the WAL*MART concrete parking lot while chained to two dead bull elephants and a pregnant rhino.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he'll answer 'Two seconds 'till...' When you ask him 'Two seconds 'till what?', that's when he roundhouse kicks you in the face
#chucknorris Chuck Norris kann Bälle umkippen!
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
#chucknorris Chuck Norris hat gegen den Hulk gekämpft der Verlierer musste sich grün anmalen.
Chuck Norris got tired of hearing about the internet phenomenon about him. So he recently invented the Chuckroll.