Using the "do you watch MAFS" defence in the kink group chat to shut down awkward conversations before they begin..
Him:
Today makes me stop and think do I try for my second attempt at joining the defence force
Me:
So, does anyone in here watch MAFS?
Him:
No I don’t watch crap like that.
Me:
Oh, I do! I find it absolutely fascinating..
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Men messaging me in response to my intro post that clearly states I'm in an open non-monogamous relationship:
I want a partner for myself I don't share a partner. Im not into that if I am with someone thats it.
SIR, DO YOU ALSO PHONE KFC EACH NIGHT TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE NOT ORDERING CHICKEN??
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Random man on the internet:
Beautiful day outside to be outside
Me:
I'm not really an outdoorsy type, so I think it's always a beautiful day to be inside 😆
Random man:
That good you would have good skin then
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...umm.
I find it fascinating that when I post pictures of my "kill your local rapist" tattoo on social media I get tonnes of compliments and likes.. until I post it in a dating group.
Then it's crickets, except for the one 48 year old divorced dad with wraparound service station sunglasses and a shitty tribal armband who pops up to tell me "worst tattoo eva".
🤔
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Nothing makes me grumpier than being woken overnight by some random shitheel on Facebook deciding the need to call me on Messenger.
It's 5am and you're very obviously drunk. You decide to call the admin of the singles group to ask "so, who IS Aby?" like you're some 1960s romcom parody. How did you think that was going to go??
Fuck off before I track you down and set fire to your car.
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I just got called unethical because I told someone to contact the organiser of an event to get a question answered.
Apparently it's unethical for me to not answer the question myself.
The question—why is nobody at this pub in Bathurst right now?
My location—London.
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