šŸ¤– Oh dear, Marcin Wichary discovered the groundbreaking feature of... a program moving the mouse pointer! 🌟 This technological marvel, known since the dawn of computing, has our dear author wrestling with philosophical dilemmas about digital consent. šŸ–±ļø Next week, he grapples with the existential crisis of #autocorrect. šŸ“±
https://unsung.aresluna.org/mouse-pointer-as-a-mere-mortal/ #mousepointer #digitalconsent #technology #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated
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Ah yes, the classic existential crisis of the 21st century: enabling #JavaScript like a mindless drone šŸ¤– and pondering the deep philosophical implications of #cookies šŸŖ. Because apparently, the biggest threat to our free will is clicking "accept" when all we wanted was to read an article šŸ™„.
https://economist.com/by-invitation/2026/04/29/stop-big-tech-from-making-users-behave-in-ways-they-dont-want-to #existentialcrisis #freewill #technologyhumor #onlineprivacy #HackerNews #ngated
Stop big tech from making users behave in ways they don’t want to

That means targeting mechanisms engineered to rewire the brain’s reward system, writes Marie Potel-Saville

The Economist
šŸ”’šŸ–„ļø Oh, the suspense! Another gripping tale of browser verification woe! Spoiler: it’s just an existential crisis wrapped in a #CAPTCHA. šŸ˜†šŸš¦
https://www.noctua.at/en/expertise/blog/how-can-it-take-so-long-to-release-black-fan-versions #browserverification #existentialcrisis #techhumor #suspense #HackerNews #ngated
šŸš«šŸ”ž Ah, the internet's latest existential crisis: online age verification. Because nothing says "security" like a website's uncanny ability to repeatedly tell you "403 Forbidden" with the charm of a surly bouncer. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ’»
https://xcancel.com/GlennMeder/status/2049088498163216560 #onlineageverification #internetsecurity #digitalrights #techhumor #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated
Glenn Meder (@GlennMeder)

🧵 THREAD 1/ Online age verification is the hill to die on. Not a fight you can sit out. Not a battle you can skip. Not a policy you can afford to ignore while you focus on something else. This is it. This is the line. This is the infrastructure that enables every other piece of the digital control grid. If we lose this fight, we lose everything.

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Frankenstein Was a Warning, Not a Blueprint for AI Why are we trying to give Clippy anxiety? Archive: ia: https://s.faithcollapsing.com/q65ja https://s.faithcollapsing.com/68ss2#ethics #philosophy #technology #ai #ai-ml #consciousness #existential-crisis

Frankenstein Was a Warning, Not a Blueprint for AI

The necessity of a liberal arts background for STEM is made apparent nowhere moreso than AI research.

Because clearly they have not understood Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein.

You know, the one subtitled ā€œThe Modern Prometheusā€?

It’s not ā€œhorrorā€ in the modern sense. It’s horror in the sense of psychological dread, the unexamined consequences of one’s actions, and a creator’s responsibility toward the created.

Being conscious and aware is a mixed blessing at best. The joke in Rick and Morty’s ā€œbutter passing robotā€ is not that the self-aware robot is only there to pass butter.

It’s the last, less-quoted line from Rick: ā€œYeah, welcome to the club.ā€

That line matters. It shows Rick’s default way of interacting with the world is sociopathic (something too many fans forget), but that Rick also realizes the joke is on everyone, including him.

None of us know what the purpose of life is. It’s existential dread, and it can be devastating.

The horror of Dr. Frankenstein’s hubris is the same horror we laugh at in Rick and Morty. We ignore it in order to function; that’s why we laugh at the robot’s ā€œOh my godā€ instead of Rick’s ā€œWelcome to the club.ā€

We talk about the utility, environmental costs, and copyright implications of LLMs. We absolutely should.

We do not talk about making sure that we are not cruel. (1)

Artificial consciousness is considered possible as an emergent property. There are researchers trying to create exactly that kind of strong AGI — artificial general intelligence — using current models of personality theory and psychology.

This isn’t to argue that LLMs are conscious and self-aware.

But why would you strive to create an entity that is capable of having an existential crisis? That is sociopathic cruelty.

The reasons folks engage in this kind of development and research come down to ā€œunderstanding our own consciousnessā€ or ā€œgaining knowledgeā€.

We have ethics rules about human experimentation, both medical and psychological, developed in the 20th after abuses: Mengele, Tuskeegee, Zimbardo, Milgram, more. We still use data and information gathered in those experiments.

Those experiments gave us knowledge about the human condition (or gave the impression of doing so).

But they were also cruel.

So we stopped doing those experiments.

So when we find ourselves acting out a reverse Milgram experiment with LLMs, when we attempt to create something that could experience an existential crisis, the issue is not whether or not we succeed in doing so. The horror is not that it is created.

The horror is finding out that we are cruel enough to know exactly what we are doing… and we keep doing it anyway.

(1) We don’t guess if the anesthesia has taken effect before starting the surgery, why would we guess that we’re not being cruel? And before the vegans and vegetarians say it: Yes, I know.


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#AI #AIML #consciousness #ethics #existentialCrisis #philosophy
šŸŽ­ Oh, look! Another philosophical masterpiece about pressing buttons! 🤔 It's like a preschool game of Simon Says, but with a dash of moral grandstanding and existential crisis. Who knew pressing blue could save lives, while red is the selfish color of survival? šŸ¤”
https://shankwiler.com/posts/button-survival-hypothetical/ #philosophicalgaming #existentialcrisis #moraldilemmas #buttonpressing #SimonSays #survival #HackerNews #ngated
šŸ”„ A decade-old unit test with an existential crisis set for 2026—because nothing screams foresight like a ticking time bomb in your codebase. 🧨 Meanwhile, Mastodon reminds us that enabling #JavaScript is still a revolutionary act in the web 3.0 era. šŸ’»
https://mastodon.social/@jdm_/116429380667467307 #unitTest #existentialCrisis #web3 #revolution #codingMastodon #HackerNews #ngated
šŸš€ Oh, the existential crisis of picking an MP3 player in high school! šŸ¤” Since then, our hero has been on a lifelong quest to find the quirkiest gadgets, rejecting mainstream allure. šŸ› ļø Spoiler: It's not a philosophical journey; it's just a guy who can't make up his mind. šŸ™„
https://skalski.dev/the-soul-of-an-old-machine/ #existentialcrisis #quirkygadgets #techjourney #mp3player #indecision #HackerNews #ngated
The soul of an old machine | skalski.dev

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šŸšŸ¤– Behold the mighty #Claude, the #AI that can't tell if it’s talking to itself or to you. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø It's not hallucinating or breaking boundaries; it’s just having an existential crisis. 🤔 Apparently, instructing oneself and mistaking it for user input is the "worst bug" ever, but hey, who doesn’t need a little self-talk therapy? šŸ“¢
https://dwyer.co.za/static/claude-mixes-up-who-said-what-and-thats-not-ok.html #ExistentialCrisis #SelfTalk #Therapy #WorstBug #HackerNews #ngated
Claude mixes up who said what, and that's not OK

Claude sometimes sends messages to itself and then thinks those messages come from the user. This is categorically distinct from hallucinations or missing permissions.