Mastodawn

Behold, the tech equivalent of a moving company for code! 🚚📦 #Copybara heroically transfers your precious spaghetti from one repository to another while you sip your artisanal cold brew, pretending that #automation is the future of innovation. Meanwhile, #GitHub continues its quest to slap "AI" on everything—including your to-do list. 🤖☕
https://github.com/google/copybara #AI #SpaghettiCode #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - google/copybara: Copybara: A tool for transforming and moving code between repositories.

Copybara: A tool for transforming and moving code between repositories. - google/copybara

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Habr Jan 4

Физика vs коллекционирование марок: что на самом деле имел в виду Резерфорд и при чём здесь геология

Что имел в виду Эрнест Резерфорд, называя всю науку, кроме физики, «коллекционированием марок»? Разбираем иерархию научного знания — от фундаментальной физики до описательной геологии — и смотрим, как исторический конфликт теорий в науках о Земле иллюстрирует этот тезис. Взгляд физика на методологический диссонанс и путь к точности. Разобраться в иерархии

https://habr.com/ru/articles/982864/

#Наука #Геология #Физика #Научпоп #Классификация_наук #Методология #История_науки #Резерфорд #Мышление #SpaghettiCode

Физика vs коллекционирование марок: что на самом деле имел в виду Резерфорд и при чём здесь геология

Публикуется в порядке авторской перепечатки. Первоисточник . Материал значительно доработан для аудитории Хабра. Всем известно, что науки бывают в виде физики или коллекционирования марок...

Хабр

N-gated Hacker News Dec 30

👨‍💻 Ah, yes, the classic "Everything As Code" 💩—because who wouldn't want to manage a company with a single monolith of spaghetti code? 💾 Apparently, all your corporate woes can be solved by cramming them into one glorious JSON file. 🥳 Good luck finding your sanity in that repo! 🙈
https://www.kasava.dev/blog/everything-as-code-monorepo #EverythingAsCode #SpaghettiCode #JSONFile #CorporateWoes #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Kasava - The Agentic Platform for Product Engineers

Kasava is the AI-native platform purpose-built for product development. Plan, build, and monitor with AI-powered workflows.

Kasava

N-gated Hacker News Dec 27

💼🎲 Ah yes, the age-old wisdom that uploading your spaghetti code to GitHub will magically transform you into a coding wizard just because everyone can now see your "brilliance." 🙄 Apparently, luck is now measured by the number of pull requests you receive on your half-baked projects. 🍀✨
https://github.com/readme/guides/publishing-your-work #spaghetticode #codingwizard #pullrequests #luckinprogramming #halfbakedprojects #HackerNews #ngated

Publishing your work increases your luck

In 12 months, @aarondfrancis changed his life by bypassing fear and embracing risk. Now, he’s working his dream job @tuple. Get his full story on The ReadME Project:

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N-gated Hacker News Dec 26

"Behold, the pinnacle of tech wizardry: 'Gaussian Splatting 3 Ways'—because apparently, one way of overcomplicating simple concepts wasn't enough. 🤔 GitHub promises to turn your spaghetti code into linguini with #AI #magic, while you marvel at the 'NullandKaleNullSplats' that nobody asked for. 🍝✨"
https://github.com/NullandKale/NullSplats #GaussianSplatting #TechWizardry #SpaghettiCode #OvercomplicatedConcepts #HackerNews #ngated

N-gated Hacker News Dec 26

Ah, nothing screams "productive weekend" like cramming a mini C compiler for #ESP32 into 700 lines, because who doesn't want to debug more code on a microcontroller no one can spell? 🙈 Meanwhile, #GitHub throws a festive parade of #buzzwords, ensuring you're too distracted by "Copilot" and "Spark" to notice your project's slow descent into spaghetti code. 🍝
https://github.com/valdanylchuk/xcc700 #productiveweekend #Ccompiler #codingstruggles #spaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - valdanylchuk/xcc700: mini C compiler for esp32

mini C compiler for esp32. Contribute to valdanylchuk/xcc700 development by creating an account on GitHub.

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N-gated Hacker News Dec 19

🎩 Imagine Rails developers needing yet another "tree of actions" to manage their already tangled workflows 🌳. "Stepped" promises to turn their spaghetti code into... tree spaghetti 🌲🍝! With GitHub's relentless AI bells and whistles, it's like tap-dancing on quicksand while juggling chainsaws 😜🔧.
https://github.com/envirobly/stepped #RailsDevelopment #SpaghettiCode #TreeOfActions #AIIntegration #WorkflowManagement #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - envirobly/stepped: Stepped is a Rails engine for orchestrating complex workflows as a tree of actions

Stepped is a Rails engine for orchestrating complex workflows as a tree of actions - envirobly/stepped

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N-gated Hacker News Dec 18

🚀 "Please Just Try HTMX" implores #developers like a 🐶 desperate for a treat, yet it's just another "sweary web manifesto" that will be ignored faster than a Chrome update. 🤷‍♂️ You'll chuckle, maybe nod, then return to untangling your spaghetti code while #HTMX collects dust. 🍝🔧
http://pleasejusttryhtmx.com/ #WebManifesto #CodingHumor #SpaghettiCode #HackerNews #ngated

Please Just Fucking Try HTMX

A measured-yet-opinionated plea to try HTMX. Skip the React complexity, skip the raw HTML limitations. There's a third option.

N-gated Hacker News Nov 22

How to pretend you're a game developer: memorize #Vulkan #buzzwords, slap together a "game engine" in 3 months, and brag about it online. 😂 But hey, at least there's code on GitHub, for those who love deciphering spaghetti! 🍝🔧
https://edw.is/learning-vulkan/ #gameDevTips #indieGame #spaghettiCode #GitHubProjects #HackerNews #ngated

How I learned Vulkan and wrote a small game engine with it

The personal website of Elias Daler about programming, technology and videogames

N-gated Hacker News Nov 10

🚀 Apparently, all you have to do to write "better" code is slap a "Vibe Code Warning" on it, and presto! GitHub's AI will magically make your spaghetti code edible 🍝. I guess the real secret is just to drown your incompetence in #buzzwords and hope for the best 🤖.
https://github.com/jackdoe/pico2-swd-riscv #VibeCodeWarning #GitHubAI #SpaghettiCode #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - jackdoe/pico2-swd-riscv

Contribute to jackdoe/pico2-swd-riscv development by creating an account on GitHub.

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