Ah, the disillusioned coder's dream: reinventing the wheel in a language nobody asked for, all for the glory of a few lines of Rust! 🚀🦀 Who knew we needed yet another Gzip decompressor to remind us that sometimes, just sometimes, #learning can masquerade as productivity. 😆
https://iev.ee/blog/gzip-decompression-in-250-lines-of-rust/ #disillusionedcoder #reinventingthewheel #Rust #Gzipdecompressor #programminghumor #HackerNews #ngated
gzip decompression in 250 lines of rust | ian erik varatalu

ian erik varatalu

TECH HOUR: Warehousing Your Data: A No-Nonsense Guide to the Right DBMS in 2026

In 2026, the guide evaluates top database management systems for effective data warehousing, focusing on backfilling dimensional tables. Snowflake is praised for its ease of use and innovative features, while Oracle excels in reliability for enterprises. PostgreSQL appeals to budget-conscious users seeking straightforward functionality, making it a solid choice for mid-sized warehouses.

https://goodstrat.com/2026/03/27/tech-hour-warehousing-your-data-a-no-nonsense-guide-to-the-right-dbms-in-2026/

TECH HOUR: Snowflake’s Cortex Code: The Agentic Reckoning

Cortex Code: The Agentic Reckoning,  Or, How Snowflake Finally Gave Data Engineers a Break from Their Existential Crisis (Now With 300% More Technical Guts) Martyn Rhisiart Jones, Madrid, Thursday 26th March 2026 Yesterday I attended Snowflake's breakfast date in Madrid, and here are some of the great things I learned. So, without more ado... Listen up, you glorious data martyrs, you noble sufferers who’ve spent years knee-deep in the festering swamp of undocumented ETL pipelines, chasing lineage graphs that resemble a deranged spider on acid after a three-day bender, and muttering dark incantations at 3 a.m. because some crusty Python script decided “customer churn” meant “every table that vaguely smells like a customer, plus that one VIEW nobody documented since 2019.” I stand before you today, your erudite, slightly unhinged technical prophet (with a heavy dose of stand-up bile and a side order of schema diagrams), to deliver the good news: Snowflake has unleashed Cortex Code, the AI coding agent that doesn’t just autocomplete your misery,  it inhales it, digests the entire governed data estate, and burps back production-grade, hallucination-free SQL, Python, and dbt YAML while respecting your PII tags and warehouse economics like a paranoid compliance officer on Red Bull. This isn’t your garden-variety Copilot having another existential meltdown over a missing import. This is Code Context incarnate, an agentic beast that has swallowed the Horizon Catalogue whole, metadata, lineage graphs, semantic layers, role-based access controls, Dynamic Table lag policies, and the soul-crushing reality of your credit burn rate. […]

https://goodstrat.com/2026/03/26/tech-hour-snowflakes-cortex-code-the-agentic-reckoning/

🤪 Oh joyous day! Yet another "revolutionary" runtime promises to finally #sandbox your Node.js app for dainty little #AI tasks, because that's been the burning issue all along. 🚀 Let's all pretend to be shocked when it turns out to be just another way to run JavaScript—this century's version of reinventing the wheel. 🔄
https://wasmer.io/posts/edgejs-safe-nodejs-using-wasm-sandbox #NodeJS #JavaScript #Innovation #ReinventingTheWheel #HackerNews #ngated
Edge.js: Running Node apps inside a WebAssembly Sandbox · Blog · Wasmer

Today we are incredibly excited to open source [Edge.js](https://edgejs.org/), a JavaScript runtime specifically designed to safely run Node.js workload...

Looking at https://www.youtube.com/@htme it apparently takes a very small group of people only about 10 years to make it from scratch to quite a surprising amount of todays technology.

I kinda expected them to not even make it half the way in that time. But apparently if you know what you're building it is millennia faster than when you don't...

#diy #reinventingTheWheel

How To Make Everything

Today, getting what you need is as easy as a trip to the store; from food to clothing, energy, medicine, and so much more. Andy will discover what it takes to make everything from scratch. His mission is to understand complex manufacturing and production processes that are often taken for granted, doing it all himself. Each week he'll travel the world to bypass the modern supply chain in oder to harvest raw materials straight from the source. Along the way, he’s answering the questions you never thought to ask. Andy is learning How To Make Everything! Thank you to our patrons for making this series possible!

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Oh boy, someone spent an entire weekend reinventing the wheel 🛞 just to find an "OK" color for an image background! 🎨 Because resizing an image to 1x1 pixel and getting mud was too avant-garde for their taste. But fear not, they heroically named their groundbreaking library "Okmain," because apparently "MediocreMain" was too on the nose. 😂
https://dgroshev.com/blog/okmain/ #reinventingthewheel #imageprocessing #colorpicker #Okmain #techhumor #weekendproject #HackerNews #ngated
Okmain

You have an image but you want a colour

🚀 Wow, setting up a REST API to relay #XMPP messages via HTTP—because why use a direct, efficient method when you can complicate everything for the sake of "integration"? 🤦‍♂️ Just what the world needed: a #tutorial on how to reinvent the wheel by adding a few extra hoops! 🙄📡
https://gultsch.de/posts/xmpp-via-http/ #RESTAPI #integration #reinventingthewheel #techhumor #developmentchallenges #HackerNews #ngated
Sending Jabber/XMPP Messages via HTTP

The goal of this tutorial is to set up a simple REST API that allows you to send XMPP messages to an existing XMPP account. This can be easily integrated into monitoring solutions or other scripts that send out status information. While there are command-line tools like go-sendxmpp that send messages by connecting to an XMPP server directly, this guide is specifically about providing an HTTP interface. curl "https://ntfy.stdmsg.tech:5281/msg/[email protected]" \ -u [email protected]:secret \ -H "Content-Type: text/plain" \ -d "Your flat white is done" Hint: If you don’t have an XMPP account to receive these messages, you can create one on a public server from within Conversations (F-Droid, Google Play) or another XMPP client of your choosing.

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🚀 Oh, look, another forked attempt at reinventing the wheel! 🛞 'Blacksky' tosses some #optimizations and caching into the mix, but who are we kidding? GitHub's got more bells and whistles than a parade of clowns, and this app is just another one of them. 🎪🙃
https://github.com/blacksky-algorithms/atproto #reinventingthewheel #Blacksky #GitHub #techhumor #appdevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - blacksky-algorithms/atproto: Blacksky fork of bluesky-social/atproto with AppView performance optimizations, caching, and community features

Blacksky fork of bluesky-social/atproto with AppView performance optimizations, caching, and community features - blacksky-algorithms/atproto

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Ah, the classic tale of reinventing the wheel 🛞! Behold, the famed network server pattern, dear reader: marvel as it twiddles its thumbs for an event, then dispatches like a waiter at a Michelin-star restaurant 🍽️. Forget progress, let's wrap "epoll" and "kqueue" in redundant libraries and call it #innovation. 🚀
https://geocar.sdf1.org/fast-servers.html #reinventingthewheel #networkserver #epoll #kqueue #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
fast-servers

@gospodin @bimmer has NOBODY heard of hexagonal close packing?

#waffe #HCP #reinventingTheWheel