Pup claims that I have underpaid on the current cheese tax. I argue that I paid sufficient estimated taxes by dropping that big cube a couple of days ago. The issue remains under dispute.

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When your crusty old geriatric dogs all need daily pills and they're stubborn about requiring cheese bribes to take the pills but their favorite (and most conveniently shelf-stable) cheese bribe product has gone up three or four HUNDRED percent in price during the Covid greedflation but then you see it on the shelf at Aldi for the pre-pandemic price so you BUY THOSE FUCKERS ALL THE WAY OUT.

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I've just been doing some recall training with Poppy, calling her name and rewarding her with a little piece of cheese when she comes.

I'm now being haunted - wherever I go in the house.. she's a very quiet and unobtrusive dog most of the time, so I just turn around and she's standing behind me staring at me.

...until I sit down, then she Gets Close

WHERE'S THE CHEESE, BITCH??!

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I’ve recently become lactose intolerant, and no one is more devastated about it than the #CheeseTax collector, who has seen her revenues go drastically down in the last month. Sorry, pup!

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