When your crusty old geriatric dogs all need daily pills and they're stubborn about requiring cheese bribes to take the pills but their favorite (and most conveniently shelf-stable) cheese bribe product has gone up three or four HUNDRED percent in price during the Covid greedflation but then you see it on the shelf at Aldi for the pre-pandemic price so you BUY THOSE FUCKERS ALL THE WAY OUT.

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Cheese Blaster

"at some point the mechanics of the cheese come into play, and what starts out as a faster stream of a continuous connected bead of cheese foam will begin to break apart into a cheese sputter, then a cheese spritz, and eventually a sort of atomized cheese ..."

SaltySalticid addresses the practical and theoretical issues of faster Easy Cheese in Literaryhero's Ask Metafilter question

https://ask.metafilter.com/375170/Aerosol-Power#5331886

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Aerosol Power

I love Easy Cheese, but I find that it comes out of the can too slowly. Would it be possible to make it come out like silly string? Details inside.