The people making these dog toys have to know what sorts of shenaniganery they're enabling, right?

Here's one squeaker toy that was conveniently packer sized, so I decided to test if this shoot would manifest practically.

Also, being a squeaky toy, if I were to hip thrust anything, it would squeak hilariously. I resisted doing so because it would activate the puppy from the other side of the house and it was just not the right opportunity this time.

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PS: If you're seeing this post, it means I forgot to be self conscious enough to remember I scheduled the psot. I'm doing it right before I do some rope things which will likely occupy future Kat enough to allow this to slip through.

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Him: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Her: Yes... It's February 14th.

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