Bonus #Jokes
A typo walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The typo replies, “A bear, please.”

An actor walks into a bar.
"Can I get a stagehand to put some glow-tape on this, please?" he yells.

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar.
Or did he? That’s just what they want you to think.

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
There’s no way that’s just a coincidence.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #BartenderJokes #WalksIntoABar

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Why did the bartender bring an umbrella to the cocktail party? Because it was raining cats and 🍸!

#cocktailhumor #bartenderjokes #drinkpuns #mixologistlife #funnydrinks #alcoholhumor #rainydaycocktails #catonmycocktail #umbrellaparty #mixitup"