My BostonI wish folks would put their trash cans and recycling bins in the street, to take up space from cars instead of forcing me off of the sidewalk.
Kirk Murphy π¨π¦ πΊπΈ βπNot until there is scoring for flavor and ease of preparation.
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This can only mean one thing: weβll save pedestrians and cyclistsβ lives by putting them in cars.
Please discuss amongst yourselves.
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Adjusted for inflation, the cost of carbon steel blade guillotines has increased less than 10%.
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PugJesusJust a modest seasoning
https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1864426/just-a-modest-seasoning
C.The 365-day year has been subdivided a number of ways over time; the current 12 months of not-quite-uniform length with exceptions every 4 and every 100 years is undoubtedly messy. The French revolutionary calendar had 12 30-day months plus a 5 (or presumably 6) day "intercalary" period, but even that feels suboptimal.
Clearly the correct solution is five 73-day months. At least then the only variance is the leap year.
"My birthday is Julgustber 59th."
Ken Everett (Ken's Blogspot)#AChristmasCarol by #CharlesDickens
Journey through snowy London with Scrooge and three spirits to rediscover the true meaning of Christmas. A festive masterpiece for the soul! πβ¨
Read here: https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/2018/11/a-christmas-carol-by-charles-dickens.html
#AModestProposal by #JonathanSwift
The ultimate masterclass in biting satire. Swiftβs "proposal" remains one of the most shocking and powerful political critiques ever written. ποΈπ₯
Read here: https://kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/2018/11/a-modest-proposal-by-jonathan-swift.html
CalyxWorksGuillotines are SO 18th century.
(T-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies are here. Stickers are on the way)
https://calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/a-modest-proposal-woodchipper-main/
A modest proposal about popes...
So, another pope has died and his ashes will soon be emitted from the chimney on the Sistine Chapel. It is time to select a new pope.
But the pope has presided over a seemingly endless series of scandals for generations. They keep electing new popes, but the problems never go away. Why can't they solve these problems?
Looking for commonalities among all the popes of the last century or so, one stood out to me: they're all Catholic!
Maybe they should try choosing a nice Unitarian, or perhaps a Wiccan? They'd have at least as good a chance of solving the problems as the last umpteen Catholic popes. Maybe even better.
It's worth a shot.
(V jbaqre ubj znal ercyl thlf jvyy rnearfgyl rkcynva gb zr jul gur cbcr zhfg or Pngubyvp.)
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Katy Swain@Daojoan I wonder if it catches exhortations to eat the poor.